funny kid

Bosten is a funny kid.  We find ourselves laughing pretty much every day at some of the things he says. 

"ho-TELL" is hotel

"Can we stay in a ho-TELL again?"

"ca-splode" is explode

"Run, Kaden!  Its going to ca-splode!"

"grill" is girl

 "I'm not a grill.  You are, Mama."

"ba-tacked" is attacked

"My base is getting ba-tacked"

"sniddle" is skittles

"Mom, if I eat my lunch can I have a sniddle?"

The other day he was really mad at me about something and said:

"Mom, you're.....you're such an adult!"

If he doesn't get something he wants or needs on his timetable (which is 2 minutes ago) then he says in a very funny voice, "I'm gonna die."

We have started using that same voice and say

"I'm gonna cry!"

"I'm gonna lie!"

"I'm gonna spy."

etc.  

He does not think we are funny.

If he doesn't want to play any more or he's done with something, its

"I'm out."

Every day he asks me

"Mom, wanna have a date with me?"

Usually at random times

"What's everybody looking at me for?"

And, one of our favorites:

"Oh, my acorns!"

Its hilarious because he has no idea what he's saying or what it means, however, he usually says it when it sounds like he knows exactly what it means.

Never a dull moment around here!